My random blog

skinnythighsorgreasyfries:

neohome:

hiddlemydiddle:

allfalld0wn:

bear-hugs-for-you:

wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.

WOW FUCK YOU 

no its actually just a disney movie about a clown fish who is trying to find his son named nemo

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Anonymous asked: i cant believe it

White girl got an ass I gotta see it

spoopyamerica:

when ur in public and u can’t find ur mom

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thequeenoftacos:

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

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I never run with scissors

the last two words are unnecessary

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youvegottaliveandlearn:

livinglovinoloca:

and satan said

let there be a talking orange with its own Tv show

so are we talking about the annoying orange or jersey shore?

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our-rainy-nights:

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

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Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes
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